littlejimmie's definitions

flipwad

flipwad one who is an irritating fuck and an idiot a non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone a fuckwad when calling someone a fuckwad is inappropriate or not wanted

dude wheres my goddamn candy flipwad

man i have not seen your goddamn candy flipwad

dude you where the last person to see my goddamn candy hand it over flipwad

man you better back off and stop badgering me about your goddamn candy flipwad

wow dude you are really uptight

what do you expect from me flipwad

i get you dude

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

shitgoddamnit

shitgoddamnit a combination of shit and goddamn it when shit and goddamn it alone is not enough and more vulgar language is wanted or is acceptable

shitgoddamnit my dog ate my laundry last night

my boss cussed me out this morning for being late shitgoddamnit

by littlejimmie March 18, 2019

sam dick

sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry

what the sam dick just happened that was awesome

by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

buzzsaw

buzzsaw an alternative name for a circular saw used for cutting lumber and other material in construction and carpentry

i cut 4 boards with my buzzsaw and had to get a new buzzsaw blade to finish the job those oak boards are really hard on buzzsaw blades

by littlejimmie March 22, 2019

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

inshot burner

an inshot burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame horizontally as apposed to straight up like ribbon burners these burners must be used with an induced draft fan to function mainly used on furnaces and heaters

furnace guy what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flames horizontally

sir these are inshot burners instead of a flame straight up like ribbon burners these shoot flames horizontally a like a blow torch

customer i did not know that wow

furnace guy now you know

by littlejimmie January 26, 2019