fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation

i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town

by littlejimmie November 30, 2018

suck a flip

suck a flip is the same meaning as suck as suck a fuck when cursing is not appropriate and you want to use your manners

dude you stood me up last night and hurt my feelings go suck a flip

man i stood you up last night because youre stupid and i dont care about your feelings you can go suck a flip

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

by littlejimmie March 02, 2019

high density fiberboard

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

by littlejimmie March 03, 2019

godshit

godshit a less vulgar less offensive alternative to goddamn when goddamn is inappropriate or you have to watch your language

godshit my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me for being late godshit

by littlejimmie April 28, 2019