32 definitions by lisa_urban

Democratically Elected

Modern Usage has transgressed somewhat from the (original definition) - An individual or group of individuals brought to power by a majority vote of the electorate.
For modern usage See: Bush(USA), Mugabe(Zimbabwe), Gordon Brown(UK), Thein Sein (burma), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(iran), Vladimir Putin& Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) Jalal TALABANI (Iraq) who have all been Democratically Elected in the past few years. Scary isn't it?

Your grandfather, somebody's son, a woman's husband, a father and thousands like him died in a war fighting for the right to freedom and democracy. I'm so pleased we have all upheld those morals so that we can all say that our leaders are Democratically Elected (see farce)!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Emotional

Staying very still (the opposite of motional)

The girl was tired and emotional

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Imagine

(Coloq UK slang) What your I-phone does when you take a picture with it.

I iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an' my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Ample

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.

1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Literary

The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)

Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.

Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008