lisa_urban's definitions

crack troops

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.

Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

limpit mine

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!

Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Imagine

(Coloq UK slang) What your I-phone does when you take a picture with it.

I iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an' my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Inevitable

A person posessing qualities that make them a good choice to ask or invite to a party.

Bob is very inevitable, why don't you invite him to the party?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008