Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Inevitable

A person posessing qualities that make them a good choice to ask or invite to a party.

Bob is very inevitable, why don't you invite him to the party?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Tomahawk

A Vegtable of Prey found in pastural agricultural areas of the US midwest

It looks like these rabbits have been eaten by a Tomahawk! You can tell by the pips left by the carcass

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Emotional

Staying very still (the opposite of motional)

The girl was tired and emotional

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

limpit mine

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!

Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008