lisa_urban's definitions

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Imagine

(Coloq UK slang) What your I-phone does when you take a picture with it.

I iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an' my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

peculiarly

To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)

Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008