Definitions by liquid death

Popgun 

A firearm or similar weapon which is pathetically weak

That popgun couldn't penetrate wet cardboard!

Popgun by liquid death January 1, 2022

crank out 

To work hard on something

"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"

crank out by liquid death May 17, 2021

shuffle off 

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

shuffle off by liquid death May 7, 2021

rape hysteria 

The result of Social Justice Warriors defining everything sexual men do as rape. It devalues the term, and can cause those who have actually suffered to be lumped in with the attention seeking ideologues. That and when a man is accused of rape, he is guilty be default with no chance to explain himself of prove innocence.

This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot

rape hysteria by liquid death October 25, 2017

Blitz play 

A highly dangerous method of robbing a vehicle, usually intended to target armoured cars and other vehicles of importance. It works by having a large "tank" (usually a tractor/trailer or something like it) block the target's path, bringing them to a stop, allowing a second attacker to ram into the target's side, stunning the driver(s) and rendering it vulnerable to being robbed.

Has the armoured van with the cash arrived at the bank yet?
no, it was hit by a blitz play and lost everything

Blitz play by liquid death October 31, 2016

Ura

A common Russian battle cry, analagous to the USMC's "oorah!"

"charge, tovarishes!"
"URAAAAA!"

Ura by liquid death September 15, 2016

Gunfire 

Strong tea laced with rum, traditionally drunk by the British army at parades.

"if we get this parade right, the corporal will pour us some gunfire"

Gunfire by liquid death August 3, 2016