1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
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When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.
Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.
by Troy2480 September 27, 2006
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A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"
"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"
by liquid death May 7, 2021
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