lauren's definitions

DQ

dairy queen- the best effing ice cream place around when you have the munchies- try their mint blizzard... yummmm

"let'd head down to DQ- i'm starved and the cashier guy is hot"

by lauren September 1, 2003

chicken head

When girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken. Refers to girls who can do the job FAST. Also refers to girls who give blowjobs to anyone.

JOE: I'll let that chicken head blow me anytime!
BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!
JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.


JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!
RYAN: You lucky bastard...

by Lauren July 5, 2004

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

by Lauren February 6, 2003

curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

do it to it

lets go or just do it

can be used alone: "do it to it"

by lauren April 25, 2004

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003

blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by lauren August 30, 2003