lauren's definitions

spang

mooch. (pronounced SPANG)

"can i spang a ripper?" (can i mooch a smoke of you?)

by lauren August 31, 2003

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Funkchedda

Bad, smells, ugly.

That girl is funkchedda

by Lauren March 13, 2003

one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

nervous

A game played by teenagers generally where one person (usually male) touches the female in a variety of spots, getting more intimate with each new place. Each time he touches her somewhere new, he asks if she is nervous, and if she says no, he continues to move on to more intimate parts of the body until she decides she is too nervous for him to move on.

"Sally and Jack played nervous for 3 hours last night"

by Lauren April 4, 2004

headjack

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.

commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"

by Lauren December 28, 2005

igmo

ignorant mother f*cker who has a tendancy to cut people off in traffic

Did you see that?! That igmo just cut me off!!!!!

by Lauren November 10, 2003