lauren's definitions

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

badonkadonk

An exceptionally rotund ass. See also "ghetto booty."

"Keep ya eyes on my badonkadonk-donk..." - Missy Elliot 'Work It'

by Lauren March 24, 2004

hoo- hoo

slut, whore
(origin: in my honors english class)

"Tracey sleeps around, she's such a hoo- hoo!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

cyber sex

Cyber sex happens on the internet.

I had cyber sex with him.

by Lauren August 23, 2004

teetotaller

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003