lauren's definitions

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

smuggling peas

having a THO... think about it...

"pam, you cold? you look like you're smuggling peas"

by lauren September 1, 2003

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003

cauchetto

A person that is white(caucasian) and thinks that they're ghetto.

Caucasian + Ghetto = Cauchetto.

that 3 dolla cauchetto skank.

by Lauren October 16, 2004