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Definitions by lauren

cock in one's mouth 

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.
Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"
cock in one's mouth by Lauren February 6, 2003

jugglies 

a word for someone so immature that the only definition they can think of is "lolz!" you lamer.
did I tell you about that total lamer that said jugglies and spends his entire life playing online games?!
jugglies by Lauren February 6, 2003
GAH! my asshole boyfriend has no idea how to pick up his phone and DIAL a number!
gah by Lauren February 5, 2003
a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."
grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)
gosh by Lauren February 5, 2003