laura 's definitions

bi-curious

when someone is curious and has sexual thoughts about a person of the same sex.

Dan liked girls, but still had some thoughts about dudes, so he thought of himself as bi-curious

by Laura September 1, 2004

goth

A person who believes he or she is expressing their individuality by dressing and behaving in the exact same way to others who call themselves 'goths', yet in fact they are just becoming another clone. Usual goth characteristics include:

Black clothes.
Black hair.
Long hair on males.
General dirtiness and scruffiness.
Usually inclined to attempting to write poetry.
Wearing of 'dog collars' around the neck.
Depression. (Either genuine or faked).
Listening to heavy rock music, usually that which involves screaming so the lyrics are incomprehensible.
The belief that these people are 'individuals', different from everyone else, even though they all conform to the same lifestyle and have the typical goth characteristics.
Goths are usually attention seekers.

I want to get noticed more by dressing and acting like a freak, yet still insisting I'm beautiful and different. I think I'll become a Goth.

by Laura March 15, 2007

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

booblays

anotha word for boobs baps tats ,thought it sounded propa bo!

"Suck my booblays!"
"Come play with my booblays! theyre feeling lonely!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

sex nazi

A prude; someone who witholds sex from the opposite sex.

God damn, Laura! Stop being a sex nazi and gimme some already!

by Laura May 13, 2005

fart nut

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.

Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!

by Laura May 13, 2005