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burger king

A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.

McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.

McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.
McDonalds is the lesser of the two evils. Burger King sucks.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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ELCA

Easter Lent Christmas Advent church it is really the Evengalical Lutheran Church of America but who cares about that...basically you go to church four times a year while the rest you can skip out because it i turning away from Christian values and more of a new age gay accepting church with a symbolic approach to the Bible that has more advertising and propaganda, along with Sunday School. Jesus was this cool guy like Ghandi, he told you to chill out a bit.
ELCA - Easter Christmas Lent and Advent are the only normal times they stick to the Bible.
by Kyle230 April 21, 2010
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McDonalds

A great place to eat. The employees are always friendly and it has way cooler stuff than Burger King. All you get at Burger King is bunch of whoppers that stick in your gut for days. In Mcdonalds, you can have an option of having cheap, non fattening burgers for under $1 and it has more better options such as the McFlurry, McCafe, etc.
McDonalds rock...all you McDonalds haters should actually get a good taste of their coffee. It's addicting...it's McCrack.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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The Clown

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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college kids

They are basically two types of college kids and it is narrow down to the introvert to the extrovert.

Extroverted college kids: These are the kids that are living it up, partying, getting laid, get drunk on the weekends, staying up all night, and sleeping in til about noon. They are usually majoring is business or political science and getting low grades, or taking their generals. They are the ones that are on a sport team, and always have a girlfriend/boyfriends. Guys are seen wearing the college frat look with the hat backwards and bermuda shorts, while girls is 5 inches of cleavage and 20 pounds of makeup with booy shorts.

Introverted college kids: This are more of the kids that just go to class and are in more of an introverted, introspective major such as philosophy or art. These kids general don't dress as flashy and have more of an artsy side to them. They like being creative and love to draw, paint, write music, etc. They are usually seen joining small clubs and hanging out at local bookstores and coffee shops, or playing video games. Always have an iPod stuck to their ears. These kids also may like to hang with their family and hometown and live in apartments or off campus housing.
College kids are either introverts or extroverts.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
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reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.
by Kyle230 June 20, 2009
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