kyle230's definitions

ELCA

Easter Lent Christmas Advent church it is really the Evengalical Lutheran Church of America but who cares about that...basically you go to church four times a year while the rest you can skip out because it i turning away from Christian values and more of a new age gay accepting church with a symbolic approach to the Bible that has more advertising and propaganda, along with Sunday School. Jesus was this cool guy like Ghandi, he told you to chill out a bit.

ELCA - Easter Christmas Lent and Advent are the only normal times they stick to the Bible.

by Kyle230 April 21, 2010

ringtone rock

Rock music that is overplayed and over saturated that you pretty much want to plug your ears when you hear one of these songs. They are very annoying and are usually heard as ringtones on a person cell phone, at stadium sporting events, and of course, in a mid life crisis guy pickup truck. It is also in a commercial or movie all the time because they are "timeless classics from the Gods of Rock" but it is really an dated annoyance.

Good examples of ringtone rock...
Text B3 for Bad to The Bone
Text B4 for Jukebox Hero
Text B8 for We Will Rock You
Text B6 for Smells Like Teen Spirit
and the worse one...
Text B2 for Smoke on the Water

by Kyle230 June 22, 2009

swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.

My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

College

A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.

College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.

by kyle230 April 21, 2010

McDonalds

A great place to eat. The employees are always friendly and it has way cooler stuff than Burger King. All you get at Burger King is bunch of whoppers that stick in your gut for days. In Mcdonalds, you can have an option of having cheap, non fattening burgers for under $1 and it has more better options such as the McFlurry, McCafe, etc.

McDonalds rock...all you McDonalds haters should actually get a good taste of their coffee. It's addicting...it's McCrack.

by Kyle230 June 25, 2009

The Clown

Another word for McDonalds

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.

by Kyle230 June 25, 2009

swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.

CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009