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A cell phone...basically used for text messaging more than calling.
by kyle230 June 17, 2009
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Easter Lent Christmas Advent church it is really the Evengalical Lutheran Church of America but who cares about that...basically you go to church four times a year while the rest you can skip out because it i turning away from Christian values and more of a new age gay accepting church with a symbolic approach to the Bible that has more advertising and propaganda, along with Sunday School. Jesus was this cool guy like Ghandi, he told you to chill out a bit.
ELCA - Easter Christmas Lent and Advent are the only normal times they stick to the Bible.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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A great place to eat. The employees are always friendly and it has way cooler stuff than Burger King. All you get at Burger King is bunch of whoppers that stick in your gut for days. In Mcdonalds, you can have an option of having cheap, non fattening burgers for under $1 and it has more better options such as the McFlurry, McCafe, etc.
McDonalds rock...all you McDonalds haters should actually get a good taste of their coffee. It's addicting...it's McCrack.
by kyle230 June 25, 2009
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A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
by kyle230 October 28, 2009
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Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.
by kyle230 June 21, 2009
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A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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