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swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
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ELCA

Easter Lent Christmas Advent church it is really the Evengalical Lutheran Church of America but who cares about that...basically you go to church four times a year while the rest you can skip out because it i turning away from Christian values and more of a new age gay accepting church with a symbolic approach to the Bible that has more advertising and propaganda, along with Sunday School. Jesus was this cool guy like Ghandi, he told you to chill out a bit.
ELCA - Easter Christmas Lent and Advent are the only normal times they stick to the Bible.
by Kyle230 April 21, 2010
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College

A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.
by Kyle230 June 20, 2009
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2000s

A decade where

Movies are just sequels, remakes, and Superhero type junk, but we do have some pretty decent stuff in the late 2000s.

The internet has turned into a haven for teenagers and young adults with Web 2.0

Anime is everywhere on the internet

People are not happy of what they got..they are spoiled rotten.

Rip-offs of previous decades in music and fashion. Everything from the 1930s-1990s, but with emphasis on 60s, 70s, and 80s.

The rise of emo and crunk/glam/dirty south rap

Indie freaks and scene kids all over the place...thank you MySpace and Purevolume

Clothes are basically a label on everything and you pay $90 for some jeans with holes in them.

It is cool to be a nerd with the geeky glasses and video games are awesome.

Everything is technology...no wonder why IT is in demand. To make software for 16 year old girls to "play" with their iPhone.

Disney pop and Hannah Montana all over the place.

To sum things up, the 2000s is a decade where everything is based on technology and spending money, causing the economy to go to hell. Then it is based on being hipster and retro because we can't afford or too lazy to think of something original and innovative.
2000s are boring. I think the 2010s will be a lot more original and interesting. The only thing that is "new" with the 2000s is the technology.
by Kyle230 June 5, 2009
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The Clown

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
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