Definitions by kyle230
ELCA
Easter Lent Christmas Advent church it is really the Evengalical Lutheran Church of America but who cares about that...basically you go to church four times a year while the rest you can skip out because it i turning away from Christian values and more of a new age gay accepting church with a symbolic approach to the Bible that has more advertising and propaganda, along with Sunday School. Jesus was this cool guy like Ghandi, he told you to chill out a bit.
College
A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
college kids
They are basically two types of college kids and it is narrow down to the introvert to the extrovert.
Extroverted college kids: These are the kids that are living it up, partying, getting laid, get drunk on the weekends, staying up all night, and sleeping in til about noon. They are usually majoring is business or political science and getting low grades, or taking their generals. They are the ones that are on a sport team, and always have a girlfriend/boyfriends. Guys are seen wearing the college frat look with the hat backwards and bermuda shorts, while girls is 5 inches of cleavage and 20 pounds of makeup with booy shorts.
Introverted college kids: This are more of the kids that just go to class and are in more of an introverted, introspective major such as philosophy or art. These kids general don't dress as flashy and have more of an artsy side to them. They like being creative and love to draw, paint, write music, etc. They are usually seen joining small clubs and hanging out at local bookstores and coffee shops, or playing video games. Always have an iPod stuck to their ears. These kids also may like to hang with their family and hometown and live in apartments or off campus housing.
Extroverted college kids: These are the kids that are living it up, partying, getting laid, get drunk on the weekends, staying up all night, and sleeping in til about noon. They are usually majoring is business or political science and getting low grades, or taking their generals. They are the ones that are on a sport team, and always have a girlfriend/boyfriends. Guys are seen wearing the college frat look with the hat backwards and bermuda shorts, while girls is 5 inches of cleavage and 20 pounds of makeup with booy shorts.
Introverted college kids: This are more of the kids that just go to class and are in more of an introverted, introspective major such as philosophy or art. These kids general don't dress as flashy and have more of an artsy side to them. They like being creative and love to draw, paint, write music, etc. They are usually seen joining small clubs and hanging out at local bookstores and coffee shops, or playing video games. Always have an iPod stuck to their ears. These kids also may like to hang with their family and hometown and live in apartments or off campus housing.
college kids by kyle230 April 21, 2010
21st Century
Just another repeat of the 20th Century, but with more focus on globalization, the internet, climate change, alternative energy, (20th Century junk too) blah blah blah that crap along with the constant worry about some Biblical thug will cause some modern day Crusade and get another alliance with another 20th Century thing...Russia. And communism is spreading and you are not even knowing about it, and Muslim religion and Buddhism. History repeats itself. We still got Nukes, moral values and teaching are on the rise, mass communication, media, and they are still agriculure people aka as rednecks.
21st Century by kyle230 April 21, 2010
swine day
A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
swine flu
A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
burger king
A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.
McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.
McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.
McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.
McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.
burger king by Kyle230 June 25, 2009