kyle230's definitions

swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.

CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.

by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

ringtone rock

Rock music that is overplayed and over saturated that you pretty much want to plug your ears when you hear one of these songs. They are very annoying and are usually heard as ringtones on a person cell phone, at stadium sporting events, and of course, in a mid life crisis guy pickup truck. It is also in a commercial or movie all the time because they are "timeless classics from the Gods of Rock" but it is really an dated annoyance.

Good examples of ringtone rock...
Text B3 for Bad to The Bone
Text B4 for Jukebox Hero
Text B8 for We Will Rock You
Text B6 for Smells Like Teen Spirit
and the worse one...
Text B2 for Smoke on the Water

by Kyle230 June 22, 2009

pussycat dolls

The girl version of *NSYNC. Enough said. But *NSYNC has way more talent than these girls.

Pussycat Dolls are like *NSYNC but with girls. Only 14 year old guys jerk off to the Pussycat Dolls and 12 year old girls.

by Kyle230 June 8, 2009

burger king

A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.

McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.

McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.

McDonalds is the lesser of the two evils. Burger King sucks.

by Kyle230 June 25, 2009

MTV 2

The black persons MTV.

I switched on MTV 2 and I saw some rap video, and then I saw Rob and Big and Wild and Out. I'll might as well watch BET.

by Kyle230 June 20, 2009

21st Century

Just another repeat of the 20th Century, but with more focus on globalization, the internet, climate change, alternative energy, (20th Century junk too) blah blah blah that crap along with the constant worry about some Biblical thug will cause some modern day Crusade and get another alliance with another 20th Century thing...Russia. And communism is spreading and you are not even knowing about it, and Muslim religion and Buddhism. History repeats itself. We still got Nukes, moral values and teaching are on the rise, mass communication, media, and they are still agriculure people aka as rednecks.

21st Century = 20th Century. 19th Century was way more cooler and original. Most kickass wars ever.

by kyle230 April 21, 2010

reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.

I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.

by Kyle230 June 20, 2009