College

A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Collegemug.

swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
mugGet the swine daymug.