kyle's definitions

Darf

The sound of stupidity.

The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.

Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!

Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.

by Kyle July 21, 2004

hot hottie with a hot body

A person who is amazingly hot. You just EXPLODE in hottieness panty wetter. Usually your just being sarcastic though. NO ONE is THAT hot

Nicole you're a hot hottie with a hot body!

by kyle August 8, 2003

Shigityshwa

A word meaning what are you talking about asked said when someone is making a subject unclear

Bob: And it was like frickin' wicked!

Rob: Shigityshwa?

Bob: The concert...

Rob: Oooh!!

by Kyle December 22, 2004

jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004

speak n' spell

A little red box that is supposed to teach kids how to read. Really it is a toy made by satan that sounds like a demon. Dane Cook makes fun of the speak n' spell in his cd Harmful If Swallowed

AEIOU

OMG the Speak N' Spell is going to kill me

by Kyle June 19, 2006

compruda

Ebonics reference to a personal computer.

Lemme axe joo a question aight? I am gonna use mah sister's grand cousin-in-law's credit card to be sending 15 laptop comprudas to mah associate in another state, can you get me them next-day air?

by Kyle November 18, 2003