kyle's definitions

funskin

skin, usually on the hands or feet, that changes color when you touch it and changes back to the original color a few seconds later

I love playing with K Torp's funskin.

by Kyle March 22, 2005

gateway

A portal between two places or pieces of electronic equipment. Has unfortunately been the name of a computer company who made excellent computers until the Pentiums were launched.

A gateway is used to link a unix terminal to an iSeries box.

by Kyle December 23, 2003

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

by Kyle May 13, 2005

Mud Slut

A person who drives through mud holes

Mud slut, sticking it in every hole

by Kyle February 16, 2004

dragon ball z

A gay show made in Japan, but edited in America. Everyone grunts constantly, and has extremely large hair. Usually watched by nerds, losers, and people with no friends. Trust me, it's not worth a half-hour of your life watching this show.

Dragon Ball Z is gay.

by Kyle May 17, 2004

pantywaist

A feminine, limp-wristed guy who lacks courage. May or may not be gay, but is usually assumed to be.

"Jimmy swears that he likes chicks, even though he's such an obvious pantywaist."

by Kyle December 6, 2003