kyle's definitions

Eye Candy

A hott young girl that is too hott for most guys to get but not for you, seh is so hott that you cant take yours off her and you start trippin

neil was in fl and saw mad hott eye candy wit no top on.

Lyman Memorial breeds eye candy

by kyle February 27, 2005

Henry Rollins

A talentless, imbecilic and fat-necked hack who doesn't really seem to have anything better to do than slam on musicians who have more talent and respect than he'll ever have (Bruce Springsteen and U2, for example).

Henry, where are you? You really don't seem to be doing much anymore. Hack..

by Kyle February 27, 2005

Al Pacino

One of the greatest, along with Bob De Niro, actors of all time. His highlights include; The Godfather trilogy, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Glengarry Glen Ross, Heat etc. He has been nominated several times, but has one Best Actor for Scent of a Woman (Not his best performance).

"Hoo-ah!!" - Scent of a Woman

by Kyle February 27, 2005

Oregon

An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

by Kyle February 27, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

bag effect

you would do the chick/guy but ud put a bag over there head wile doin it

ud do the person with a paper bag over their head

by kyle February 27, 2005

Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005