kyle's definitions

sputum

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

by Kyle January 7, 2005

the roc

1. The city of Rochester, New York

Yo, you don't know me. I'm from the ROC!

by kyle May 13, 2005

Portland

One of the most boring cities. Lousy weather, no sports (except for an NBA team), no amusement parks, no nothing. It's hick.

Born and raised in Portland. I'm moving to Los Angeles

by Kyle January 28, 2005

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

sausigification

(verb). To put on a (condom). To sheathe one's(penis).

I will now sausigify my penis.

by Kyle June 22, 2004

ladefreakingda

who cares

Joe: I met a hot girl last night.
Joe's Father: La-de-freaking-da.

by Kyle February 16, 2004