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River Phoenix

Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).
River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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whitewash

When a college basketball team of lesser talent inserts five small white guys against a stronger, more athletic team. special thanks to ESPN's Bill Simmons
Man, Bucknell totally whitewashed Kansas for the upset
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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funskin

skin, usually on the hands or feet, that changes color when you touch it and changes back to the original color a few seconds later
I love playing with K Torp's funskin.
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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truck fucker

scribe,u r completly wrong man,a truck fucker is a dude that goes to my school named adam catrett,we cuaght him with his wang in the tail pipe of a ford f-150!no for real he gets a "rush" from that!!
o my fuckin god jeff!!!look at adam he has his wang stuck inn that truck!no adam don't turn around; we dont wanna c!!!
by kyle March 22, 2005
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spluge

to ejackulate from the male reproductive orags ,otherwise known and the testicals or as comily use "dood u just went SKEET SKEET!"
adam c. said v.v , i wish i could skeet..........*snifle*
by kyle March 22, 2005
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penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.
josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!
by kyle March 22, 2005
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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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