Definitions by kung-fu jesus

cumfiesta 

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

cumfiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

vet

(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.

a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?


c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.

vet by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumsiesta 

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

cumsiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

choca 

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

choca by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

de facto 

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

de facto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

full of beans

(adj.) Energetic, lively.

Not a corvette.

full of beans by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

trashy 

(adj.) To have clinging, throwaway (in the trash, one would assume) qualities.

Emma is a very trashy ho, with a loose vagina, which rather surprisingly, I haven't tapped yet. She never muched liked me though.

trashy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004