kristy's definitions
Upon coming home, Iris noted that her cat had barfed all over the middle of her bed. "Rawrgh!" she screamed in frustration.
by Kristy March 11, 2004

by Kristy March 16, 2005

a case of sickness in which a person thinks they have no friends or everyone hates them, even when they have tons of people telling them that they have a lot of friends
by Kristy April 24, 2004

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
by Kristy December 10, 2003

Chicago has many nicknames like the Second City (to New York), City of Big Shoulders and the Windy City. The weather sucks; it's sweltering in the summer and below zero most of the winter. The central business district (downtown) is called the Loop because the El encompasses it. Ethnic groups are spread nearly evenly throughout the city, except for the west side, which is mostly African American. We have two airports, two baseball teams, a corrupt local government and a lot of people from southern Illinois who are jealous of us. Contrary to popular belief (as seen above) the north side is not all white and the south side is not all black. Kanye West & the Smashing Pumpkins are two artists from Chicago.
by Kristy November 3, 2004
