kristy's definitions

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.

by Kristy April 14, 2004

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 10, 2004

juke

lets get this straight... jukin is when a female is workin a dude to a beat wit her ass towards his shyt...
grindin is when she faces the other way n they grind they shyt togetha

in chicago we be jukin at juke parties n anywhere else

she was jukin on dude all night

by Kristy March 17, 2005

nertz

a fast speed solitare game with unlimited number of players

like solitare with 4 cards flipped up to begin and a nertz pile of 13 cards all face up

by Kristy January 4, 2004

xty

a sexi hottie that is too good to be true

whoa check out xty!!!

by kristy December 3, 2006

tomfelton

sexy motherfucker who i would fuck everynight of my life if i had the chance....tom if ur there i will be ur sex slave for life!!! ps- he will look even sexier in the 3rd movie...so bitches stepp off!

tom felton: will you marry me?
me: yes i will!!

by kristy February 2, 2004