kris's definitions

haw man

A greeting commonly used by NEDs and Bam's in and around the Glasgow area.

Haw man! How's it gon'? Thoat ye wur bringin the bucky ya daft cunt!

(translation) Hello my friend! How are you? I was under the impression you would be supplying the tonic wine today, you silly contemptible person!

by Kris February 8, 2005

Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3

cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-

by kris June 28, 2004

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

refuge

a safe place. Some kind of hiding place of the sort.

After dinner I went to REFUGE.

by Kris March 19, 2003

uci

University of Chinese Immgrants

"what school do you go to?"
"uci"
"you're chinese?"

by Kris April 26, 2004

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004