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bombo

straight, pimp, bomb, cool, phat
That girls ass is so bombo
by Kris July 17, 2003
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George W Bush

tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.

synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.

def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)

If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"

worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
by kris February 21, 2005
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Konfuk

To confuse. To alter the meaning of. Having to many uses or meanings to use at once. or to scare someonewhen they dont know this word.
I am konfuking myself.
This problem is to konfuked
by Kris July 13, 2003
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watchtower

by kris October 5, 2003
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Fartish

1) Resembles a Fart
2) Fart like
3) Stupid and Old
4) Old fart like
"That shirt is fartish!"
"She is a fartish person!"
"Now, don't be fartish."
by Kris April 5, 2005
mugGet the Fartishmug.

mishkin

A thing that programs games.
The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.
by Kris January 30, 2004
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killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.
The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.
by Kris March 21, 2005
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