kris's definitions

Spunkbomb

One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.

"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"

by Kris April 6, 2005

cocky white kid

a white kid who thinks he untouchable as long as he's strapped with a cell phone

not the kind of guy for nicole

by Kris January 21, 2005

diced

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

by kris August 15, 2004

chillax

A word combining "relax" and "chill".

1. To calm down
2. To be idle

Hey, I'm chillaxing, can I call you back?

by kris December 5, 2004

fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

filip

a small boy with unruly hair and a love of trance

"cha, he's such a filip"

by Kris February 19, 2005

mishkin

A thing that programs games.

The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.

by Kris January 30, 2004