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Get the Metalux mug.Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
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by Kris February 19, 2005
Get the fauxternative mug.Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.
by Kris September 28, 2004
Get the Couplandesque mug.One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.
by Kris April 24, 2003
Get the Abercrombie Zombie mug.i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all
by Kris March 5, 2004
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