kris's definitions

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003

gigantrin

really really big - thats it

Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"

by Kris May 13, 2005

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 5, 2004

jeevio

One who's characteristics are similiar as those of B. Scorzetti.

Bill is such a jeevio. He swears he's a red rate.

by Kris May 14, 2004

seeds

Common slang for sunflower seeds.

Pass the seeds, bitches.

by Kris December 3, 2004

killer K

A killer K can also be one of the most queer men found. (remember he is found in the very gay state of massachuetts) He is so gay that even richard simmons loses in a Gay-off.

The people of Norwell must stay away from Killer K or buy Butt plugs becuase you will feel the wraith of him on your anus.

by Kris March 21, 2005