Pittsburgh, PA
by Kris April 22, 2004

by Kris March 19, 2003

really really big -thats all
by Kris March 19, 2005

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
by Kris September 20, 2003

A pickup line, commonly used by members of the male gender, suggesting the desire to have sex with the person being asked.
"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"
"A piece" is a shortened form of "A piece of ass"
by Kris April 21, 2004

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.
"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern
by Kris February 19, 2005

When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
by Kris May 22, 2011
