kris's definitions

fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

Geuoosh

n. vb. adj. adv. prep.
specific meaning; used to replace almost any word you choose; see example.

The geuoosh geuooshly geuooshed the geuoosh-like geuoosh.

by kris March 2, 2004

yellow card

Something you get in soccer if you do something the ref doesnt like. Yellow Card is not a band. yellowcard is a band. Please get this straight. If you are searching for the band in google, do not type in yellow card because it will bring up soccer sites.

Our team racked up the yellow cards this season.

by Kris February 17, 2004

UB

Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".

Damn, did you see that UB over there?"

"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"

by Kris February 5, 2004

P Unit

An awesome rap parody straight out of Princeton.

Did you hear P Unit's new song? It totally trashed 50 cent and G Unit.

by Kris February 3, 2004

mishkin

A thing that programs games.

The mishkin just programmed us some pear shooting guns. I hope it adds the super advanced feature soon.

by Kris January 30, 2004