kris's definitions

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

gigantrin

really really big - thats it

Kris says, "Damn, lisa's ass is gigantrin!"

by Kris May 13, 2005

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

Brand New

The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3

cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..

-Failure by Design-

by kris June 28, 2004

poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1

i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all

by Kris March 5, 2004

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003