Definitions by kobe

Kobe 

Either a great basketball player or a very attractive light/dark skin. Most likely an athlete but be warn they show no mercy hoes nd thots

I Kobed that hoe

Kobe by Kobe February 1, 2015

wrinkle 

A pocket of fat on an obese woman used for sexual gratification.

I fucked a wrinkle on a 300 pounder last night. It was great!

wrinkle by Kobe December 28, 2004

bitch lawyer 

A female attorney at law.

Kobe had sexual relations with a white chick in Colorado, time to call his bitch lawyer.

bitch lawyer by Kobe December 20, 2004

NBA Double Thrust

The NBA Double Thrust is when a man is fucking a girl doggy style while beating his wife.

I was fucking my mistress the other day when the old hag walked in and I gave the old NBA double thrust.

NBA Double Thrust by Kobe May 24, 2004

meatsickle 

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

meatsickle by Kobe December 9, 2003

dhlkd

Do Her Like Kobe Did

"Bring her back to your place and DHLKD"

dhlkd by Kobe October 2, 2003

shaq 

most dominate player ever to play the game

who is the man who can dunk on any man, SHAQ!

shaq by kobe May 21, 2003