kirk's definitions

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

by Kirk March 1, 2005

jolly on

1. Used as a substitute for Rock On.

2. Used to say you are about to leave.

Ned: Yeah Dude, Jolly On!

Ted: This party sucks, I'm about to Jolly On

by Kirk August 5, 2004

Diddo

meaning I DID DO it when asked a question

Did you sign up for the luncheon.

Diddo

by Kirk November 16, 2004

skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

by kirk November 22, 2004