congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.
Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.
by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006
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red army

a euphimism for the menstrual period of a woman. similar in that it leaves destruction in its wake and can make those opposed to it feel like they have a cachet of nuclear weapons pointed at them at all times.
no i've been pretty nice to her this weekend. the red army's on the march and i don't want to stir up any wrath.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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ketsu tataku

slap ass! an exclamation of joy or pleasant surprise, often used to signal an attractive member of the opposite sex passing. a japanese loan word literally translated to ass slapping.
Did you see the girl in line at the bank? ketsu tataku eh?
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.
my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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blinguist

A person who uses words in some way to procure expensive material items, which they have a great proclivity to. Notable examples are rappers, lawyers, and screenwriters.
That luda is quite the blinguist.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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hulk up

to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.
He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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