hipster

the whole subculture is at best a misguided resignation to irony and at worst a conscious attempt at absurdist elitism.

That hipster over there is laughing for all the wrong reasons at Blazing Saddles.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hulk up

to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.

He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

queen's own

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.

Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

red army

a euphimism for the menstrual period of a woman. similar in that it leaves destruction in its wake and can make those opposed to it feel like they have a cachet of nuclear weapons pointed at them at all times.

no i've been pretty nice to her this weekend. the red army's on the march and i don't want to stir up any wrath.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004