Definitions by kevin

splank 

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

splank by Kevin December 8, 2003

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

short timer by kevin December 7, 2003

hemed up 

n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble

i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up

hemed up by kevin December 7, 2003

a cappella 

A genre of music using no instruments besides vocals.

Examples of groups are Rockapella, Three Men and a Tenor, and Ascending A Cappella.

a cappella by Kevin December 6, 2003

tounge 

to lick and suck on a girls boobs for pleasure.

i tounged my girl friends tities while we were doin it last night.

tounge by kevin December 6, 2003

amazering 

An adjective used to describe something that is more amazing than anything ever seen before in the existance of the entire universe.

Last night was amazering.

amazering by Kevin December 6, 2003

oxygen magnesium 

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

oxygen magnesium by Kevin December 6, 2003