kevin's definitions

stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.

by Kevin January 12, 2004

texes

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

by kevin March 25, 2004

retrotarded

old AND retarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!

by kevin February 14, 2004

canadian army

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse

- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?

by kevin May 1, 2006

Swimfan

The Best Movie Ever .

Becky:Have you seen Swimfan??
Jenny:No
Becky:You whore

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Bowneacide

When one attempts to jerk off soon after a prior release without giving the proper amount of down time.

Kevin was watching that favorite scene from that porn again when he committed boneacide.

by Kevin April 25, 2003

fuzzle butt

having an extreamly hairy ass. To the extent that you can not even sit down.

Oh crap I need to shave, I got massive fuzzle butt!

by Kevin April 14, 2003