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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.
post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.
by Kevin June 19, 2006
mugGet the forum doctormug.

huntlazyhorse

1. Gangsta ass crew from Holland...

2. Literall English translation of the Dutch word 'jachtluipaard'
> Check out dem wicked ass huntlazyhorses...

< Damn, they be fly ass gangstas.

> Swut i'm sayin'...
by Kevin August 2, 2004
mugGet the huntlazyhorsemug.

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
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White Trash Princess

A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."
by Kevin June 18, 2006
mugGet the White Trash Princessmug.

how multiracial

The a bad thing to say during a conversation with someone whom you have recently broken up with.
"I was hanging out with Juan and Andre today."

"How multiracial"
by Kevin June 12, 2004
mugGet the how multiracialmug.

Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)

The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.
The judges are judging and the Dinkleburgs are Dinkleburging!
by Kevin July 25, 2004
mugGet the Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)mug.

k5

Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.
Kevin's blazer is worthy offroad and onroad.
by Kevin January 26, 2005
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