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snort

To insufflate, that is, breathe in a line of powdered solid through a straw up one's nostril. Usu. applied to cocaine or ketamine.
He had to roll up a dollar bill to snort his K.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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SP2

If SP2 can go wrong, it will.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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oralism

Noun, a method of educating deaf children by speech and lipreading alone, without and/or banning the use of sign language.

With the result that deaf children grow up without learning eg. English language, and instead learns eg. British Sign Language from older children in school playgrounds.

Such deaf people end up with a deaf sounding voice, and poorly educated with a reading age of 9, unemployed or in unskilled labour.

Adj. Oralist.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.
Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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fucker

A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.
My school head is nicknamed Mr. Fucker.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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