Tevis

The legendary war criminal and mayor of Portland, Oregon, Ted (Tevis) Wheeler. He loves attacking his citizens with chemical weapons, hates the homeless & the power, and pepper-spraying dairy heirs. He is a truly horrible man renowned on a national scale for his crimes.

Do you think we're gonna forget about you? We're never gonna forget you, Tevis.

Tevis, the only problem we have is that you are an incompetent mayor.

America's renowned war criminals including George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Tevis.

The Pope announced today that Tevis is going to hell and all penance for his sins will be suspended effective immediately.

Tevis loves brutalizing his own people so much that he is now afraid to go in public because he fears their retribution.

We need to completely recall Tevis and never let this happen again.

We saw Tevis walking in to Walmart wearing a large sombrero and sunglasses in disguise so no one would ask him about his war crimes.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

AMAB

All Mayors Are Bastards. Originates from ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards).

He tear gassed 200 people last night, did a homeless sweep, and is currently tweeting about baseball. I'm not surprised. AMAB.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

Antifarian

Another word for "antifascist", particularly those in the Richmond, Virginia area. Primarily used by insurrectionists on the internet as an insult. Origin unknown.

Antifarians all have the same drugged-out, mentally unstable look.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

go to Cancun

To avoid doing your job, or to escape an undesirable situation in which you will be required to do work.

Texas had no water and 8 people died of freezing temperatures, so Ted Cruz decided to go to Cancun away from the nasty Poors and all of his suffering citizens.

This teach-in sucks. Wanna go to Cancun?

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

liberate

To steal an object, but only when it is justified or relatively harmless.

I am so tired of seeing that hideous street sign. I think we need to liberate it.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

flee to London

To experience so much fear and dissatisfaction that you literally flee the country. Primarily used by those persecuted for consistently inciting violence and generally being wildly unpopular. Most people who flee to London also write a book about it.

Can also be used to describe a desire to escape any uncomfortable situation.

Andy Ngo was so afraid of the city of Portland that he decided to flee to London to escape persecution for being a fascist.

I am so frustrated by this class. I think I will flee to London.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021