kel's definitions

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

by Kel August 2, 2003

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005

streaker

A person who likes to run around naked.

Jimmy ran down the street naked, he loves to streak.

by KeL February 4, 2004

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Quamp

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

by Kel November 19, 2004