kel's definitions

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

Quamp

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

by Kel November 19, 2004

tro

tro is slang for metro the car driven by the majority of english males who are 17 and have brought a car for less than £1000

metro owner- 'look theres my tro'
onlooker- 'wow' (unimpressed)

by kel September 22, 2004

cracks

crack is a drug that is hot on the street it is not your but crack(you might be a redneck if someone tells you not to do crack and it reminds you to pull up your pants)

dealer-crack is back on the street
redneck-y is he talkin about my but like that
dealer-people these days

by kel December 30, 2004

misty locke

frickin cool ass girl who met matt winter and rocks out with rooney

future girl of d. locke

damn i wish i was misty

- i just met matt
- you pulled a misty


mist you rock like the beatles

by kel October 8, 2004