kAne's definitions

shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.

Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.

by Kane October 7, 2004

int

Short term for intelligence.

Used in MMORPGS and RPGS in releation to stats

Woo i have an int of 60!

A) OMFG this uber leet robe gives me +31 Int and a +9 against Ogers!
B) niiccee!

by Kane June 18, 2005

fps

FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.

damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.

by Kane May 29, 2004

booblified

When a bodypart has been altered to make it bigger. The effect is generally ugly and fake looking.

R: Did you hear that Pam Anderson got ANOTHER boob job?
H: EWWW!! Are they booblified?
R: Totally!!

by kane May 15, 2004

Hate-Sex

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.

Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.

by Kane October 7, 2004

rex the runt

A classical animated British comedy. Rex the Runt - "The Wobbly Bobbly, Wibbly Squibbly Dog" by Richard Golezsowski

"Did you watch Rex the Runt last night?"

by Kane April 7, 2005