justin's definitions

tennis

A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.

I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.

by Justin June 17, 2004

noob sauce

being totaly new at somthing and being really bad at it too

i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fucken funny when he started to cry. he was a noob beyond noob.....he was noob sauce

by justin June 17, 2004

Weird Ears

Ear that seem to be fused at the opposite end of the earlobe

BOX!! j00 gots W31rd eerz!!!!

by Justin June 24, 2004

bps

balls per second, as in paintball

a gun that shoots 17 bps can please any girl!

by justin June 27, 2004

|-|4><0|2

Originally used in the hacking language now by ignorant noobs and veterans, the vets refering to hacking, the noobs just being idiots.

vet: ! |-|4><0|2 _|00|2 80><0|2
translation: I hacked your computer
noob: 0mg i'/\/\ 50 |-|4><0|2
translation: oh my god i am so hack
see the obvious differences

by justin June 28, 2004

Vardan

A person with a big head and has unibrow. Also known ass a shit talker, but can not back it up.

Damn!! That guys has a vardan.

by Justin October 3, 2004

thombie

Synonym for Thub Drive: Smal hardware that is used to transport data between computers. Uses Solid state storage technology.

You homie g, pass me that thombie so i can hook up multi desk.

by justin October 5, 2004