laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 08, 2005

Dihi

he sucks because he is small and punie. he often gets shouted at in classes for not doing anything especialy homework

gay ha ha

by justin November 21, 2003

HoesBeast

A word used to describe a fatass motherfucking cunty ugly bitch that wants your balls in a jar on her desk.

" That bitch is a fuckin Hoesbeast"

by Justin November 24, 2004

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 04, 2004

The point

When a guy points at a girl and she uncontrollably must go home and sleep with him. Home can be substituted for the toilet etc. The point is a dangerous weapon and should not be used in vein. You can't escape the point ladies! Sorry!

I broke out the point on this girl last night and it was all over for her. See also "breifcase point."

by Justin August 17, 2003

brutal

Having brutality.

Hey Suzy Shortcakes, I listened to Severed from www.severedband.com. They sure are brutal.

by Justin July 13, 2003