justin's definitions

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

afterglide

n., v. The visual sensation which occurs after playing Guitar Hero; one looks at a still area, ie. a painting or the tv screen after the song is done and the visuals seem to melt together towards one focal point. This is because your eyes still need time to adjust from a constantly moving screen.

Noun: Man, I played 40 minutes of Guitar Hero straight and had an afterglide for about half as long.

Verb: Matt: Dude, what's with Chris?
Shaun: Ah, don't worry about him man. He's just aftergliding.

by Justin April 5, 2007

Sketchy

When a suspicious being is wandering about acting drunk and staring at you

yo man that sketchy drunk smells like bacon

by justin April 22, 2003

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

chili dog

a food that is commonly composed of a hot dog, a bun, and chili. toppings such as relish can also be added

My mom is making chili dogs for dinner tinight.YUM!

by Justin April 28, 2003

Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

by Justin October 13, 2004

buttmunch

one who munches the butt, anus, ass, or rectum enjoyably

hey buttmuch, stop munchin the butt

by justin July 20, 2003