Definitions by Juicebox

pan ridden 

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

pan ridden by juicebox September 13, 2020

chub of hell 

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.

“Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”

chub of hell by juicebox June 30, 2019

deuce tres 

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

deuce tres by juicebox March 24, 2019

Borthwick-Jackson 

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

Borthwick-Jackson by juicebox August 17, 2016

septon

Speechless, cool, with monster dick

He's such a Septon

septon by Juicebox June 24, 2016

info ho 

a person who gives out personal information too freely and too early in any relationship

Jenn is such an info ho. She told me all about her toe fungus on our first date.

info ho by Juicebox April 11, 2005

blagged 

same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends

Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."

blagged by juicebox March 18, 2005