Pornstar Guide
Pornstar Guide
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
Pornstar Guide by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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