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fart for effect

When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."
" You should have seen Daisy's face when I went fart for effect
on her mother last night!"
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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fat ass

Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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Frog Farts

An expletive used to express dismay when you are in mixed or polite company.
A substitute for "oh shit!" or "fuck me!"
Frog farts! I just broke a nail!
by jsd9632 October 22, 2011
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fuck me till Tuesday

An expression of disbelief.
An expression of disappointment.
An expression of anger.
An invitation to an attractive member of the opposite sex
for a long fun filled weekend.
Horny guy: "Hi, I was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend."
Cute chick: "That sounds interesting, I would love to."
Horny guy: "Let's get started! I want you to fuck me till Tuesday."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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gay boy

A pre-adult homosexual male.
A high school age male cock sucker.
A teen-aged male cum dumpster.
A skinny jeans mascara wearing emo freak.
An under aged queer.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
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total douchebag

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!
by jsd9632 April 20, 2012
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Barbie bookends

When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
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