jrh5356's definitions

boob tube

1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

Turn that boob tube off and do your homework!

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

recreational pharmaceutical

1) Any illegal or controlled substance, prescription or manufactured, bought for the purpose of altering ones mood, or reality, at great risk of personal health and freedom.

methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana, extasy, LSD, and the list goes on.

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005

%@#&

This combination of symbols in a chain like this indicates that a curse word had been used in the dialog of a comic book or cartoon to keep the children from seeing or hearing such talk.

Why that stupid mother %@&$*!, should have known better than to %@&$ with me.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

9-11

1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.

see- illuminati, NWO, Martial law, fucked.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

BFYM

1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother

Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005