donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.

I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

BFYM

1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother

Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

9-11

1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.

see- illuminati, NWO, Martial law, fucked.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

ITCOB

1) Infamous initiation ritual for gang members to pass in which they are to retrieve confectionary treats from infants, with total disregard for anyone watching. It stands for -
I Take Candy Off Babies

Is one really needed?

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

United States Government

1) World police, Global Busybodies, Modern Day Crusaders of Democracy,
2) Author of the 9-11 "terrorist" act on the World Trade Center, the biggest lie ever sold.
3) The instigator of the wars in every Middle East country invaded since 9-11
4)War criminals that have gotten away with murder, literally, on a scale so grand it makes the mind wobble.

Once the US Government comes (invades) to your country, they'll never leave.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

420

1) It was mistakenly reported that there were 420 atoms in one molecule of the tetrahydrocannabinol, and later found to be incorrect, but not until the drug culture had adopted the number as a code for marijuana.


source - High Times magazine

Hey it's 4:19, you got a minute?

by jrh5356 April 18, 2005