glom

1) A needy emotional person, usually estranged from their familiar pairing for what ever reason, yet trying with embarrassing futility to remain attached to that soon to be ex partner, resulting in any of a variety of conclusions.
She's so sickening to watch glom all over him.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.
Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
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sprank

1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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ITCOB

1) Infamous initiation ritual for gang members to pass in which they are to retrieve confectionary treats from infants, with total disregard for anyone watching. It stands for -
I Take Candy Off Babies
Is one really needed?
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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stupidity

1) It is one of nature's many genetic filtration methods, along with bravery, curiosity, carelessness, as well as bad luck, and fate. The human species is better off when the filters clean out the carrier before the gene can be passed on to another generation.
2) The most abundant element in the known universe, followed by carbon.
3) A condition most deny having until witnessed demonstrating the affliction in view of others,
That sunami off Indonesia was God's way of emptying the trash, even the animals were smart enough to head for higher ground, but look how many stupidity gene donors were wiped out.
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
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recreational pharmacist

1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer
Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
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%s

1)In typing and typeset the symbol in question is the percent sign and when followed by lower case s, as if attached, indicates that it represents multiple percents
$s divided hours equals what %s?
by jrh5356 April 16, 2005
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