Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jr

Rockland

Rockland is upstate because
1) It is west of the Hudson
2) It was once part of Orange County
3) It was "red" in the 2004 Presidential Election

Anything other than NYC, LI, and Westchester is upstate.

Rockland by JR December 18, 2004

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that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

fuglunt by jr December 11, 2004

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a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

nigger wad by jr December 11, 2004

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

crack buffet by jr December 11, 2004

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derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much cock they puke a lot or is just a plain old jizz bag

situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you---"cut it ouy, dickpuke!"

dickpuke by jr December 11, 2004

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my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

chat-ism by jr December 11, 2004

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when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

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