67 definition by jr

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 11, 2004

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when you shit in a girls mouth and she spits it back in yours. a snowball with shit
tom shit is mistys mouth, she then spit it back into toms mouth, he said fuck and punched her.
by JR January 16, 2005

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when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there
i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub
by jr December 11, 2004

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when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004

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1) an obsession with bronzer
"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"
by JR February 24, 2005

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a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy
Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.
by jr February 23, 2005

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dumpster dining in the ghetto
shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.
by jr December 11, 2004

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