To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"
by JR June 24, 2005
by Jr December 25, 2002
when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there
i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub
by jr December 12, 2004
Meganne R is funny, sweet, nice, and i cant get her out of my head. I still love her with all my heart, even after so long.
by JR January 20, 2005
(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.
1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
by JR September 02, 2003
Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!
by JR December 03, 2003
A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
by JR March 30, 2004