67 definition by jr

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 11, 2004

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the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd
walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides
by jr December 11, 2004

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1) an obsession with bronzer
"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"
by JR February 24, 2005

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a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy
Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.
by jr February 23, 2005

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when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004

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Rocking out with your cock out and/or hangin out with your wang out
I'm hittin the bars EPdogan style.
by JR May 07, 2004

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Somebody who cant type
ogm i just pazned yer l347 adss

omg yur such a krah, every time you spell a word wrong god kills a kitten
by JR December 29, 2004

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