jr's definitions

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

cock vomit

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

by jr December 11, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

Fire In the Hole

the thing you say after receiving a drink from any fast food drive threw and throw it back through the window

"Thank you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

by jr November 10, 2003

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005