jr's definitions

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

tray

A word to describe a fat, big breasted woman. To understand where it came from, just think of a hotdog seller at a game of football, they carry those trays around. Now imagine they pull their shirt over the top of that tray. Bingo, you have the square shaped breasts.

"Oh no....tray set us so much maths homework"

by JR January 29, 2005

ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.

'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'

by JR March 29, 2004

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 11, 2004

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

mudball

when you shit in a girls mouth and she spits it back in yours. a snowball with shit

tom shit is mistys mouth, she then spit it back into toms mouth, he said fuck and punched her.

by JR January 16, 2005