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Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart
Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.
by JR October 29, 2004
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true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."
by JR July 4, 2005
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Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by JR March 29, 2004
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skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off
by jr October 23, 2005
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RJ

The Acronym RJ (pronounced arr-Jay) is derived from the ancient folk word RamJam of the sand dancing tribal clan of South Sheilds (pronounced sowf sheeelds-like).
RamJam, originally the name of the ancient clan's god of anger, has now been adopted as a modern day term to describe one's 'loss of patience' and is often used to describe an all out 'fit of rage'.
Fucking tube was 10 minutes late, I choked on me cherry coke, got loads of shit of the boss and finally got sent to Switzerland for a week of work, that was it, I had a RIGHT RAMJAM and smashed me crib up !
by JR March 8, 2005
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Krah

ogm i just pazned yer l347 adss

omg yur such a krah, every time you spell a word wrong god kills a kitten
by JR December 29, 2004
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