194 definitions by jpg3

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
by jpg3 November 25, 2011
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When a farts farted and it reverberates, brrrrrrrraaaaappp.
The moment of silence was broken when one individual let loose a reverbfart.
by jpg3 November 30, 2011
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When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.
Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.
by jpg3 November 16, 2011
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Oh My Allah, what a muslim says. A variation of O.M.G., Oh My God.
Akmed screamed " O.M.A." as he suddenly found himself amid thousands of christians.
by jpg3 January 05, 2012
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Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.
I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.
by jpg3 January 02, 2012
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A crappy gag is a shitty joke.
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
by jpg3 March 10, 2012
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The center of a target. The bullseye.
Target shooters aim for the X-ring.
by jpg3 March 04, 2012
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