Definitions by jpg3
ticket-troll
A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013
partyitis
A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
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troll-toll
The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.
During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.
troll-toll by jpg3 November 3, 2013
ticketblitz
A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013
underpayed & overworked
underpayed & overworked by jpg3 September 29, 2013