jpg3's definitions

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

by jpg3 September 27, 2014

flurryfucked

When strong winds blow during heavy snow showers that build up faster then snowplows can keep up with, causing massive delays and keep people from getting anyplace.

Many stranded motorists got flurryfucked with this last winter storm.

by jpg3 January 3, 2014

petslayers

People that kill pets.

Some cops are petslayers.

by jpg3 September 8, 2013

perkypriss

An annoying perky prissy byatch.

Look out everybody here comes perkypriss.

by jpg3 November 19, 2011

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

by jpg3 April 26, 2015

splugesprayed

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

by jpg3 August 20, 2011

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012