jpg3's definitions

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

thumbtard

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.

A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 5, 2011

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

sadistfaction

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.

The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.

by jpg3 January 1, 2015

up4luck

An up4luck is the voting up of this word so as to bring positive energy into your life and good things will happen to you.

An up4luck will bring you luck. A vote down on this word brings you bad luck.

by jpg3 October 9, 2011