Definitions by jpg3
hineylicious
hineylicious by jpg3 November 3, 2012
Sandy-votes
Sandy-votes
A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.
A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.
Sandy-votes by jpg3 November 3, 2012
v-bag
T-boxed
This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.
twentytard
Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012
Recreational Reptiles
Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.
Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012
shitty joke
One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.
shitty joke by jpg3 July 13, 2012