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cracker

A name given to the original cowboy's who were actually from Florida, it is derived from the sound of the whip they use while rounding up cattle. To them the nickname is a compliment not an insult.

The cracker drove his herd of cattle to a greener pasture.

by jpg3 July 11, 2011

ignorantion day

The swearing in of an ignorant person.

The elected dumbass is having an ignorantion day.

by jpg3 January 20, 2013

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

stepasshole

A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.

Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."

by jpg3 October 23, 2010

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

by jpg3 October 26, 2013

zomvirus

A contagious virus that can reanimate the corpse of a dead human. The virus creates a mindless, fearless, dangerous enemy that will attack anything alive. The virus is fatal to a living person and is transmitted via any type of contact with an infected undead body, aka zombie.

An outbreak of a contagious desease known as the zomvirus could threaten the existance of humankind.

by jpg3 November 13, 2011