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GFT

Man, that kid is a GFT.
by JP December 22, 2003
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yo-dog

(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).
Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.
by JP January 16, 2005
mugGet the yo-dogmug.

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.
Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?
by JP May 8, 2004
mugGet the rip assmug.

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...
'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'
by jp January 22, 2005
mugGet the the othermug.

g-shack

A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"
Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!
by jp August 4, 2004
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twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch
You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!
by JP September 14, 2004
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christmas

The date of December 25th probably originated with the ancient "birthday" of the son-god, Mithra, a pagan deity whose religious influence became widespread in the Roman Empire during the first few centuries A.D. Mithra was related to the Semitic sun-god, Shamash, and his worship spread throughout Asia to Europe where he was called Deus Sol Invictus Mithras. Rome was well-known for absorbing the pagan religions and rituals of its widespread empire. As such, Rome converted this pagan legacy to a celebration of the god, Saturn, and the rebirth of the sun god during the winter solstice period. The winter holiday became known as Saturnalia and began the week prior to December 25th. The festival was characterized by gift-giving, feasting, singing and downright debauchery, as the priests of Saturn carried wreaths of evergreen boughs in procession throughout the Roman temples.
Jesus was not born on December 25th. He was 33 1/2 when he died on Nisan 14 which is in April. Do the math.
by jp December 23, 2003
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