jp's definitions

ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by jp January 22, 2005

yo-dog

(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).

Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.

by JP January 16, 2005

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 8, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005

Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

by jp April 9, 2005