Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.
Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*
by JP May 02, 2004
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Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.
Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.
by JP June 28, 2004
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Barenaked Ladies

1) By far the coolest band in a long time. Great songwriting, great singing, great band dynamic.

2) Entertainment in a strip joint.
1) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

2) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!
by JP May 08, 2004
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friend zone

by JP March 28, 2005
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ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.
We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!
by JP June 28, 2004
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wHFS

One of the biggest radio stations in the DC/Metropolitan area. Launched many no-name bands into MTV stardom. Broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a crappy salsa station by the evil Infinity Radio corporation.
The legendary 99.1 wHFS, the TRUE alternative...
by JP January 14, 2005
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MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
by JP November 07, 2003
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