jp's definitions

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 2, 2003

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

cuchi cuchi

Meaningless but funny catch phrase invented by the musician Charo. Often seen on her many appearances on the show "The Love Boat".

You know you want this cuchi cuchi!

Cuchi cuchi baby!

by JP January 30, 2005

jprocky

the one person who got ViperX down to his knees.

by jp August 20, 2003

Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.

Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*

by JP May 1, 2004

g-shack

A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"

Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!

by jp August 4, 2004