cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 06, 2003

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP February 26, 2005

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 02, 2003

Weeblelization

Your hommey, your shorty

Whats up my weebleization

by jp January 26, 2005

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 09, 2003

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004

BobRouse

a mediocre hockey player that has achieved mythical greatness through no fault of his own.

Used primarily as a non-sequitur.

That movie? BobRouse. Could it have been worse?

by JP November 07, 2003