jormeidt's definitions

Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.

Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

by jormeidt July 23, 2009

sour crack

Another word for the vagina.

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.

by jormeidt April 6, 2007

5 against 1

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.

Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"

by jormeidt June 1, 2007

83!

Stupid answer to a stupid question. It can be used when a student in class is too slow to write something down and has to ask the others to repeat the last part all the time.

After a while you'll get annoyed and you just answer "83!".

It can also be used when someone asks a question of which he could have found the answer if he just thought a little.

dumb student: "What was that last part?"
all: "83!"

by jormeidt May 7, 2007

ass berries

Small pieces of foodremains which get stuck in pubic hair of the anus region.

That bread causes ass berries!

by jormeidt October 5, 2006