jordan stevens's definitions

bloods

The gang that needs to get along with the crips.

Crips: FUCK THE SLOBS
Bloods: FUCK THE CRABS
Me: Cant we all just get along?!?!
Crips and Bloods: NIGGA FUCK YOU! *Both gangs proceed to shoot at me with 9mm's, .45's, Ingram MAC-10's, AK47's and other weapons*
*Crips and Bloods start shooting at each other afterwards*

by Jordan Stevens April 16, 2007

no remorse

1. Without remorse.
2. A badass song by Metallica.

1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.

2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.

by Jordan Stevens March 4, 2008

mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

by Jordan Stevens May 14, 2007

Detroit

a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.

also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.

fuck slim daddy.
detroit 4 life

by Jordan Stevens June 5, 2007

yoshi

1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.

1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."

by Jordan Stevens October 2, 2007

Fight Fire with Fire

1. To meet aggression with aggression. In other words, if someone is talking shit about you, you talk shit back, or do something worse, such as beating their ass. Or say, if someone shoots up your house, you shoot up theirs, or do something worse, maybe like blowing it up. Basically, it means to get back at someone for what they did to you.

2. The opening track on Ride the Lightning, Metallica's second studio album. It is a fast-paced song, and it includes a good guitar solo, just like most Metallica songs. The song talks about revenge, and how war could end the world. A very awesome song to say the least.

1. Marshall: Bro, Ray keeps talking shit about you.
Jordan: Yeah, I know. I'm about to Fight Fire with Fire.
Marshall: And how are you gonna do that?
Jordan: By kicking his ass.

or

Marlon: Jamal, man, them boys just shot up Lisa's house!
Jamal: Dog, we gotta Fight Fire with Fire.
Marlon: Yeah, we should blow their shit up.

2. Chris: Hey, Frank, you ever hear Fight Fire with Fire by Metallica?
Frank: Hell yeah, that song is amazing!
Chris: Yeah, I know. I hear it's hard to play on a guitar.
Frank: You think? Just listen to it!

by Jordan Stevens March 16, 2008

Bitch

A term used for anything.

For Example:

Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud!
Or
Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch!

by Jordan Stevens April 25, 2007