weems

a person that is loved greatly

she is a weems by everyone

by jordan October 24, 2004

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

DarkCobra

Of three Coolest atheist, by far the second coolest. Followed by Soapy, and in the lead Anagnos.

Man DarkCobra's Black LUEsday topic was neat.

by Jordan April 14, 2003

Faux-bo

Short for faux ho-bo it is the style where it takes 5 hours and 400 dollars worth of clothes and accessories to look like you're poor and just rolled out of bed.

She washed, blow dried and straightened her hair only to throw it up in a messy ponytail, so faux-bo.

by Jordan October 07, 2004

Alcaholic

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

by Jordan January 11, 2004

no business

When you get violated and shout this, which pretty much means, "Oh no you don't!"

(Lana mauls Jordan with licks and pretty much molests the poor boy)
"NO BUSINESS!"

by Jordan July 23, 2004

deals

(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"

by Jordan January 09, 2005