219 definitions by jordan

shoot a juice

Similar to 'shooting a deuce', but instead of pissing you shoot you Man mayo, jizz, spulge, whatever.

D00d I'd like to shoot a juice in her face

by jordan March 2, 2003

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.

Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.

by jordan April 7, 2005

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Trivet

A local late-night hang out for all the stoners who get a craving for cheap munchies. Can see almsot half of your graduating class there at any given time of day.

"Man, I got the munchies, let's go to Trivet." - Gavi!

by jordan January 18, 2004

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luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments

an example is the person who oputs anoymouns

by jordan January 24, 2005

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311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.

This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.

by jordan July 4, 2006

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